ALL THE POLICIES

Return Policy

Terms of Service

Privacy Policy

Dirt Church Return Policy

At Dirt Church, we stand behind the quality of our gear and grub.

Clothing

We will gladly accept returns or exchanges on clothing items that have a manufacturer’s defect or production flaw. Items must be unworn and unwashed (unless the defect shows up after use). Just contact us within 30 days of purchase with proof of purchase, and we’ll make it right.

Beef Jerky & Provisions

Because our jerky and provisions are perishable food products, we unfortunately cannot accept returns or exchanges once the product has been shipped.

If your order shows up damaged, or if we accidentally ship you the wrong item, let us know within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right—replacement or refund, our call.

How to Start a Return or Claim

To request a return, replacement, or to report an issue with your order, email us at [insert contact info] with:

  • ·       Your order number

  • ·       A description (and photo, if possible) of the issue

  • ·       We’ll take care of you from there.

Bottom line: If it’s our mistake, we’ll fix it. If it’s jerky, enjoy it—no take-backs on trail fuel.

Dirt Church Terms of Service

Welcome, sinner. By stepping into the hallowed halls of Dirt Church (aka our website), you agree to play by the rules below. We keep it simple, but we don’t mess around.

  1. 1. General Use: You’re here because you dig outdoor gear, beef jerky, or both. By buying our stuff, you agree you’re at least 18 years old (or you’ve convinced your parents that “Dirt Church” is wholesome enough to swipe their credit card).

  2. 2. Orders & Payments: Prices are in U.S. dollars—because that’s what the taco truck takes. Pay up front. We don’t do IOUs, layaway, or “my cousin Venmoed you.” We can cancel or refuse any order if it looks sketchy. Bots, scammers, and jerky hoarders beware.

    3. Shipping: We’ll send your goods to the address you give us. If you typo your apartment number, that’s on you. Shipping times are estimates. We don’t control the postal service, UPS, or whether your neighbor steals packages off porches.

  3. 4. Returns & Refunds:

  • · Clothing: If it shows up defective (our bad), we’ll replace it. No problem.

  • · Jerky: It’s food. It’s perishable. Once it leaves us, it’s yours. No take-backs.

  • · Wrong item? Damaged in transit? We’ll make it right—just holler within 7 days of delivery.

  1. 5. Intellectual Property: Our logos, designs, and brand are ours. Don’t slap them on a T-shirt or jerky bag and try to sell it yourself, unless you want us to sic a mountain lion on you (metaphorically, probably).

  2. 6. Limitation of Liability: Our products are sold “as-is” and “as available.” If you wear our shirt and suddenly get more attention at the taco stand, that’s on you. If you eat jerky and can’t stop, that’s also on you. You’re responsible for checking ingredients and allergens. We’re not paying for your ER visit if you’re allergic to beef.

  3. 7. Governing Law: All disputes shall be handled under the laws of the great state of Utah. (Yes, Utah—land of red rocks, national parks, and questionable fry sauce recipes.)

  4. 8. Changes to Terms: We might update these terms whenever we feel like it. If you keep shopping or munching after we update, you’re agreeing to the new terms.

Dirt Church Privacy Policy

Welcome to Dirt Church, where we respect your data almost as much as we respect the trail. Here’s how we handle your info:

  • 1. What We Collect? When you buy our gear or jerky, we collect the basics:

    • · Name, shipping/billing address, email, and payment info

    • · Whatever you type into our forms (don’t confess your sins here, that’s for the trail)

    • · Cookies & analytics so we know if you’re actually browsing or just lurking

  1. 2. How We Use It? We use your info to:

  • · Ship you the goods you ordered (shirts, jerky, salvation in a pouch)

  • · Email you order updates and Dirt Church news (opt-out anytime, no hard feelings)

  • · Improve our site so you don’t get lost in the digital desert

  • · We do not sell your info to shady data brokers. Period.

  1. 3. We only share your info with:

  • · Payment processors (to get us paid and you shipped)

  • · Shipping companies (so the jerky actually leaves our hands)

  • · Legal folks if Uncle Sam demands it (we’re not going to jail for you, sorry)

  1. 4. Data Security: We use industry-standard tools to keep your info safe. That said, no system is bulletproof, so don’t reuse your “ilovetacos123” password everywhere and then blame us if you get hacked.

  2. 5. Your Rights: You can ask us what info we’ve got on you. You can ask us to delete it (except what we legally have to keep for taxes and accounting). You can unsubscribe from emails faster than you can open a bag of jerky.

  3. 6. Kids’ Privacy: We don’t knowingly collect data from kids under 13. If your kid orders jerky without permission, that’s on you.

  4. 7. Changes: We may update this Privacy Policy. If we do, we’ll post it here with the “last updated” date. Keep munching, and you’re cool with the new version.